RETARD ALERT - Parent fined $10 by school for not including crackers in a sack lunch

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Parents fined for not including Ritz crackers

in kids’ school lunch

Retard Alert  -  The insane are running the asylum.  I am firmly convinced that our "educators" are some of the most fucking stupid people on the planet.

It's quite possible that the single stupidest school lunch policy on the planet comes courtesy of a strange interpretation of the Manitoba Government's Early Learning and Child Care lunch regulations (an earlier version of this article incorrectly pointed at the Manitoba Child Care Association as the source of the strangely interpreted policy).

Apparently if a child's lunch is deemed "unbalanced", where "balance" refers to ensuring that a lunch conforms to the proportions of food groups as laid out by Canada's awful Food Guide, then that child's lunch is "supplemented", and their parent is fined.

Manitoba Government’s Early Learning and Child Care fined mother Kristen Bartkiw $10 because she neglected to include healthful Ritz crackers in her kids’ school lunches. Weighty Matters has more details:

She sent her children to daycare with with lunches containing leftover homemade roast beef and potatoes, carrots, an orange and some milk. 

She did not send along any “grains”. 

As a consequence the school provided her children with, I kid you not, supplemental Ritz Crackers, and her with a $10 fine.

(Yahoo News)

School Suspends Autistic Child For Drawing Bomb Cartoon

Idiot Alert!

Dare to show any imagination and our over-educated

"educators" will suspend you from school.

Drawing a picture of a cartoon-like bomb on a piece of notebook paper and showing it to other kids was reportedly enough to get a special needs student in South Carolina suspended.

Amy Parham said her son Rhett was suspended from Hillcrest Middle School, even though she says administrators conceded the drawing was non-violent in nature and posed no threat to students.

“They actually reiterated to me they knew he was non-violent,” Parham told WHNS-TV. “They knew he was not actually having a bomb, creating or making a bomb,” reports The Blaze.

“But that they could not go with out making an example of him and take some type of action because they were worried about their perception,” she continued. “Perception is actually the word he used. Perception is reality, and parents might think you have a bomb or [might be] violent.” [...]

According to Parham, Rhett, who is autistic, made the drawing over the weekend because he is a fan of the video game “Bomber Man.” When he took it to school he showed it to some of his peers, he was reported to the school administration and eventually suspended, she said.

Oh My God!!!!
A child drew a picture from a video game.  Quick, suspend him from school.

Many teachers are idiots.
Members of the "education" profession are some of the most stupid people in America today.  Their obvious insanity combined with a vicious hatred of American culture and freedom is passed on to their helpless students who are trapped in government monopoly schools.

 

NIPPLES used to unlock Apple's iPhone 5S

At last, another use for Nipples

Nipples are the latest body part being used to

unlock Apple's iPhone 5S.

EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.


First it was the paw of a cat, then it was a man's toe. Now, the latest body part being used to unlock Apple's iPhone 5S fingerprint scanner is a nipple.
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A number of videos have appeared online that appear to show male and female nipples being pressed onto the phone's TouchID sensor.

The capacitive sensor can be used with any skin part, as long as a heartbeat and body temperature can be detected, to unlock the device says the UK Daily Mail.

One owner of the new iPhone 5S said: 'I'm glad Apple's scanner recognises nipples - it just goes to show how ridiculous the premise is in the first place.
 

'Now if anyone tries to mug me, they'll have to cut one of my nipples off if they want to use my phone, and I'm not telling them which one.'

The latest Apple handset comes with technology which means they can be accessed by placing the owner's finger on the control button.

It lets owners register up to five different prints to  unlock the phone and pay for apps.
Last week, technology site, TechCrunch, wanted to test the new Touch ID feature using a cat's paw.
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After a few false starts, the paw was recognised as one of the owner's five chosen keys and was able to access the phone's content.

The user was also able to use the heel of his palm and his wrist in the experiment which is described as 'a broadening of the definition of what counts as a 'fingerprint'. 


iPhone 5s 乳首認証 (Touch ID can identify nipples)