Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Monday, 18 November 2013

Socialist Democrats on a Job Killing Rampage - A 95% Drop in Jobs


Porn Star Sunny Leone

Democrats Drive Porn Jobs Out of L.A.
  • Liberals work overtime to crush job creation and then they wonder why there is not enough tax money to pay for government.
 

The number of permits pulled to make porn films in Democrat controlled Los Angeles County has declined an estimated 95 percent — from about 480 issued in 2012 to only 24 through the first nine months of this year — since a law requiring adult film actors to use condoms took effect, officials said Friday.

Film LA, a private nonprofit that issues permits for filming in Los Angeles County, cautioned that its 2012 figures were just an estimate because it did not specifically track porn films until the condom requirement took effect in March 2012 reports the Associated Press.


Now that it does, the organization said only 24 permits were issued this year as of mid-September.
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The adult film industry trade group, the Free Speech Coalition, said those numbers show the law adopted by voters is costing the county hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The Los Angeles Times reported that the porn industry employs about 10,000 people as actors or in technical supporting jobs.

Larry Flint of Hustler said, "We won't be doing anything in Los Angeles."  He is already making plans to shift production to Mexico, Arizona or Hawaii.

The group's executive director, Diane Duke, said a typical porn film permit costs about $1,000, meaning the county lost about $456,000.

"And if you think about the associated vendors and jobs that have gone elsewhere, I think that speaks volumes about what this is costing," she said.

Duke said some filmmakers went to neighboring counties, while others headed out of state.
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Some smaller producers could also be forgoing permits to keep from drawing attention to themselves.

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States around California are stealing businesses, jobs
and tax income from the once Golden State.
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Also see our article:  Democrats shut down 10,000 more jobs

 
Porn Star Jessica Drake
Forced government condoms are unconstitutional.




Driving taxpayers out of Los Angeles
Jenna Jameson earns a million dollar paycheck in the porn industry.  Socialist Democrats have decided that having lots of taxpayers in the state is a bad thing.  Much better to drive jobs across the border into Nevada or Mexico.

Big Brother Sex Police
Fascist Democrats (helped by many Republicans) are thrusting unconstitutional Police State powers deep, deep into our most personal of freedoms  -  the right to have sex.
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If Big Brother can invade privately owned businesses and force free men and women to use condoms under the watchful eye of agents of the All-Powerful-State then our Liberty is doomed.  Once this Fascist intrusion into our freedom becomes the norm the State will expand their surveillance of private sex acts in the name of "health" and "the public good".

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Kuwait to test workers for homosexuality



Testing for Gay Thoughts
Foreigners should pass sexual orientation test greeted with
applause by MPs hailing it as a ‘sharia duty’


After a Kuwaiti official said the country may start using routine health screenings to detect homosexuality in expatriates seeking entry, Kuwaiti authorities announced their intention to increase enforcement of anti-gay legislation in both Kuwait and the Gulf countries.

For starters, Kuwaiti authorities are planning to propose a law mandating that foreign workers seeking to enter all Gulf states be required to pass a sexual orientation examination in addition to the standard medical examination.
Those found to be homosexual would be denied entry, according to a report by MEMRI says the Times of Israel.

Amnesty International condemned the proposal, urging Kuwait and the Gulf states to refrain from passing discriminatory legislation.
 
The Kuwaiti press also criticized the proposal, through parliamentarians were said to support it.
 
“The decision to prevent homosexuals from entering is good, and helps eliminate foreign phenomena in our society,” MEMRI quoted Kuwaiti MP Hussein Qawi’an as saying.
 
Another MP, Khalil al-Saleh, reportedly described the proposal as “preserving moral values and setting a boundary for this phenomenon, which is unacceptable in most societies.”
 
He added that the move did not limit personal liberty, but enforced moral and cultural norms.
A third parliamentarian, Sa’ud al-Hariji, said the proposal was “a sharia duty,” while a fourth, Hamoud al-Hamdan, said it protected Gulf societies against diseases brought by foreign workers who engage in “immoral practices.”
 
In Kuwait, convicted homosexuals under 21 may be sentenced to up to 10 years in prison. In August, the Kuwaiti parliament appointed a special committee to discuss “negative social phenomena,” chiefly homosexuality, which was described as “a sick phenomenon” that requires treatment, supervision, and even punishment.
 



 

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Democrats to mandate porn stars wear goggles


Porn Stars Jessica Drake (right) and James Deen appear in a protest of
'condoms only' measure that passed in California, but the pair could soon be
complaining about the required use of goggles.
 
What the Fuck!
I think we just found a new use for Google Glasses.


The People's Republic of California  -  The insanity of Big Brother Liberalism knows no bounds.

First it was mandatory condoms in the California Porn industry. Now lawmakers want to make porn stars don more gear to keep them safe from infection from bodily fluids.

If an updated draft of Bill AB 640 goes into effect eye protection would be required during filming sex scenes, according to the proposed legislation.

Sexy lab technicians and plastic-coated germaphobes may soon be the hot new ticket in porn. And not by kinky viewers' choice.


The latest version of a California worker safety bill may require adult film actors to wear items like protective goggles while filming sex scenes reports the New York Daily News.

An updated draft of Bill AB 640 would not only prohibit state-wide performers from ejaculating onto the genitals, mouth or eyes, but require employers to provide "barrier protection" eyewear as well.

Bill AB 640 is currently awaiting review in the senate. If approved it would require "personal protective equipment" to "prevent contact of an employee's eye; skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another."

The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health defines OPIM-STI as any bodily fluids, including fecal matter and those from wounds or sores.
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This latest proposal comes exactly one year after condoms were mandated during filming of vaginal and anal sex scenes in Los Angeles County to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.




Demolition Man - Edgar Friendly Speech
Freedom from fucking government - what a concept.


 
 
 
Democrat Party Condom Police
Democrat run Los Angeles is sending condom inspectors to the sets of porn movie shoots to make sure the condoms are properly installed and snug with no leakage. Moron Democrats want to get a firm grip on both our wallets and our deployed condoms.
 

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Islamic sex shop opens - Halal oils & Islamic approved oral sex tips



Turkey's first Islamic sex shop opens
A "Halal Sex Shop" says their products are in
compliance with Islamic norms (baaa).


An online Islamic sex shop selling condoms, massage oils and perfumes has been launched in Turkey, becoming the first of its kind in the Muslim country.

The "Halal Sex Shop" website presents its products as being "entirely safe," and in compliance with Islamic norms.


Internet users who enter the site find two different links directing them to separate sections for male and female products says France24 News.

Other sections of the website are designed to discuss sex in the context of Islam under various headings: "Oral sex according to Islam", "Sex manners in Islam" and "Sexual life in Islam."

The anonymous founders of the website said they believed the online shop would help correct prejudices against Islam which they claimed is perceived as "against sex."

"The religion of Islam has praised sex under certain circumstances," they wrote on the site.

"The use of every product on sale is in compliance with Islam."

Turkey does have so-called "erotic shops" in its streets, however Islamic conservative Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan suggested last year they rename themselves "love shops."


Customer Reaction to Sex Shop Grand Opening




Grand Opening
Halal sex videos, Mohammad approved body oils,
sex tips and more.





Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Muslim men enjoy 19,604 women in Paradise



70 black-eyed virgins can be yours
Saudi cleric says hot chicks await you in Paradise


(International Business Times)  -  An interesting video uploaded on YouTube reveals a Saudi cleric, declaring that Muslim men are allowed to enjoy 19,604 women in Paradise. Muhammad Ali Shanqiti is described as "Wahabi Terrorist" on YouTube.
 
Here is the English excerpt of the video:
 
"Every Muslim man gets a minimum of 2 black-eyed virgins in Heaven. Every virgin is accompanied with 70 girl servants. You are allowed [to have sexual intercourse] with the virgins and the girl servant also. For each woman who enters Heaven, you receive 70 black-eyed virgins.

There are four types of women in Heaven. First, there are those of this world who enter Heaven. Everyone comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The 2nd type of women in Heaven is the black-eyed virgin. Each one comes with 70 girl servant. These girl servant are the 3rd type. Sorry, there are only 3 types of women in Heaven.
 
 
 
If you happen to get married in this world, then [in Heaven], you get your wife back from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins whom you are permitted to have sexual intercourse with, and each of these virgins comes with 70 girl servant.
 
So how many women do you get [to enjoy]? That's the minimum number.
 
Now, let's presume that you get married to 4 wives. Each of them comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, while each virgin comes with 70 girl servants. How many is it? May Allah help you.
 
Your reunion with your wife lasts for 70 earthly years. When those 70 years are about to end, another black-eyed virgin comes to you from Heaven sayng: "Oh servant of Allah, can't we get a piece of you?"
 
You look at her to see that she is even more beautiful than the one you are presently with. You ask her: "Who are you?" and she answers: "I'm your virgin in Heaven. Allah told you about me, saying: 'There is more of them with Us'. I am one of the 'more'."



 

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I will take my Western version of Paradise
And my Angels do not come with wings or a halo.



 
 

Saturday, 12 October 2013

A Fake Penis & Sheep Sex - It's the end of the world as we know it



It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.



EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.



 Athlete faces disciplinary action after using
fake penis to beat doping test


Devis Licciardi, a long distance runner, allegedly filled the artificial penis with uncontaminated urine which he then gave as a sample during a post-race test for banned substances.

Licciardi had just competed in a 10km road race at Molfetta in the southern region of Puglia when he was asked to take the urine test.
 
The 27-year-old athlete, a member of the Italian air force team, was allegedly caught trying to siphon off “clean” urine from the fake penis, which was concealed in his underpants reports the UK Telegraph.

He allegedly told the doctor he preferred to be alone during the test but the doctor refused, citing anti-doping laws that require a doctor to be in attendance.  Licciardi was caught attempting to siphon off uncontaminated urine from the fake "member" concealed in his underwear.

Licciardi, who is a member of the Italian air force team, faces a possible two year suspension if found guilty of the offense.

Fake penises are all the rage on the Internet for those trying to beat drug tests.  One website offers "The Original Whizzinator" and boasts of "life-like" prosthetic penises that are accompanied by packets of dehydrated, uncontaminated urine, which can be turned into liquid with a chemical heat pack. One pleased customer wrote this glowing testimonial:

I absolutely love the wizinator touch. I passed my drug test with ease and the person giving the test watched me pee!!! It is worth every penny real talk. 

Fake penises are readily available on the Internet and even come in different colors to match users’ skin colour, including white, black and Latino.

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Pakistani Accused of Raping 30 Sheep
 


Pakistani resident is facing charges of raping 30 sheep belonging to a citizen in Al Aflag.

The arrest came following a complaint received by the police station from a citizen reporting the capturing of the accused offender in the sheep's yard before midnight to conduct a sexual intercourse with the animals.

The sheep owner filed a complaint to the security authorities to analyze his cattle, Ministry of Agriculture will execute the analysis on the animals to complete the investigation procedures with the accused offender reports Alriyadh News.




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London firefighters rescued man who got
his penis trapped in a toaster


Firefighters in London freed a man whose penis was trapped in a toaster.
They rescued another who got his member stuck in a vacuum cleaner, as well as 79 people trapped in handcuffs.

London Fire Brigade  says it has attended more than 1,300 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items, since 2010 reports the London Evening Standard.


Each incident costs at least £290 to deal with, meaning the incidents have set the taxpayer back at least £377,000.

Third Officer, Dave Brown, said: “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out could be prevented with a little common sense.

 “I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.

“I’m sure most people will be Fifty Shades of red by the time our crews arrive to free them.

In the last three years the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:

• 18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats
• Five incidents involving people’s hands being stuck in shredders
• 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
• Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises
• Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders



Friday, 4 October 2013

At Last! Sharia-Compliant On-Line Dating



Palestinian Authority legalizes online dating


The Palestinian Authority’s Supreme Fatwa Council ruled on Tuesday that men and women are allowed to date online, but only for the purpose of marriage.

The council explained that dating and chatting on social media websites, “which have hugely developed in this era, have become an indispensable necessity.”

This unprecedented ruling contradicts fatwas by many extremist Islamic scholars against the use of digital technology for dating between Muslim men and women reports the Jerusalem Post.


The council acknowledged that dating between members of the opposite sex through the Internet had become “unavoidable and impossible to prohibit completely.”

However, the new ruling cautioned that online dating was conditioned on the the two sides’ “adherence to the required moral standards and Shari’a rules.”

One of the main conditions, the council ruled, is “the existence of an urgent need for establishing such contact through the Internet, with the basic goal being marriage in line with available legitimate means.”

“The conversation should be restricted to achieving this goal. It should not transcend to private matters that could stir instincts and awaken desires.”

According to the ruling, a woman is prohibited during the conversation from providing excessive detail about herself, displaying her photo to her male interlocutor or even meeting with him without the presence of her family.


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Meanwhile the photos on Western dating
sites are just a little different.

  

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Liberal to get vasectomy after crying over climate change



'Take My Nuts'
Weeping, hand-wringing sheeple liberal offers up his
manhood in the cause of Global Warming.


The mouth-breathing idiot Sheeple of America are the gift that just keeps giving.

A meteorologist who has covered weather for the Wall Street Journal tweeted that he has decided not to have children in order to leave a lighter carbon footprint, and is considering having a vasectomy.

He also vowed to stop flying after the world’s recent climate-change report made him cry.

Eric Holthaus was reacting to the findings from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change which released a report on Friday that found it was ‘extremely likely’ that humans are causing warming trends seen in the last several decades.


On Friday afternoon the weatherman tweeted: 'No children, happy to go extinct, which in and of itself, carries a certain sadness. #IPCC' reports the UK Daily Mail.

His next tweet said: 'Its a very emotional decision. Mixed feelings. adios babies?'

According to another tweet from Holthaus, the Dutch artist known as Tinkebell, who calls attention to animal rights issues through works that use the remains of dead animals, had herself sterilised last week for a similar reason.

Holthaus, who now writes for Quartz, has decided he will also reduce his carbon footprint by giving up on air travel.

‘I just broke down in tears in boarding area at SFO while on phone with my wife. I've never cried because of a science report before. #IPCC,’ was his first tweet on around 2pm on Friday.

‘I realised just now: This has to be the last flight I ever take. I’m committing right now to stop flying. It’s not worth the climate,’ he tweeted a few minutes later. 

"Happy to go extinct"




'Flying makes me cry.'
Eric Holthaus, a meteorologist who has covered weather for the Wall
Street Journal, cried over the phone to his wife before getting on a plane,
vowing it will be the last time he flies.